meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

(Source: getofftheinternerd)

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statiic-in-my-head:

newlytransformed:

newlytransformed:

my half drunken, poorly done, stick and poke tattoo.

someone reblog this so i can have consolidation of my bad decisions

oh my god you go girl

statiic-in-my-head:

newlytransformed:

newlytransformed:

my half drunken, poorly done, stick and poke tattoo.

someone reblog this so i can have consolidation of my bad decisions

oh my god you go girl

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I used to build dreams about you.
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: bornreadygeneration)

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cumrn:

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

yeah and? 200 years ago they had oil paintings
life goes on

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mishasminions:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

PLEASE TELL ME THAT “FUCK OUT MY FACE” IS JUST A REALLY FUCKING HORRIBLE GRAMMAR FLUB

(Source: bro-tard)

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mannakete:

final-judgment:

fandomstucknipplelicker:

barack-o-llamas:

hey neighbor

iM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIANT PICKLE

my first thought was



IT MAKES IT WORSE

mannakete:

final-judgment:

fandomstucknipplelicker:

barack-o-llamas:

hey neighbor

iM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIANT PICKLE

my first thought was

image

IT MAKES IT WORSE

(Source: yeltumpar)

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