(Source: borderline187)
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
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ON MY BIRTHDAY WE WENT TO A TEPPANYAKI RESTAURANT WHERE THEY COOK IN FRONT OF U
AND AFTER HE FINISHED COOKING OUR CHEF WAS LIKE
“I have a tiny… little, chef that tells me what to do”
AND PULLS OUT A REMY FIGURINE THING OUT OF HIS HAT
HE WAS WEARING THE HAT THE WHOLE TIME AND IT HAD A RAT IN IT
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wibblywobblytimeywimeyfangirl:
rebloggable per request
Not sure if this is sweet or creepy.
WHERE IS THIS PLACE
I MUST GO THERE
oH MY GOD I WOULD JUST LIVE THERE, RIGHT ON THE RESTAURANT FLOOR
*SCREAMING*
that would be the best. date. ever.
My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and said, “It’s called itching powder”, took a sip of his water, and walked away.
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
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